My step-by-step-guide-to-a-happier-e-mail-communicating-and-fun.

My step-by-step-guide-to-a-happier-e-mail-communicating-and-fun.

Step One, the reason someone writes you, is to generally hear back from you. Most people who write other people have a desire to hear the other person’s news and views, unless of course you’re a victim of proctology abuse, and you’re sending out death threats. But thank God for the most part, people who write other people, at least in this part of the world, have a few morals. So lesson one, unless you’re sitting on something that is very uncomfortable put their by another insane person, the person that wrote you is decent and friendly.

Step Two. The person who writes you would like to get a response in the next 250 hours, which rounds off to 10.4167 days or ten and a half days time. Getting an answer back two months later will be considered an insult. The correct response to answering a hand written card is much less, presumable if you answer by e-mail, you only need three days time to answer. Consider all the time it went into sending you a handwriting note Getting a response that is two months late or no response at all and is not handwritten, will be taken as an insult which is why proctologists don’t write letters.

Step Three. If you are writing someone regularly and in the course of your correspondence a few times the letters say, “Hi to busy to write now, will write more in depth later” is acceptable. Every letter is not is not acceptable, and the other person will likely start having suicidal thoughts.

Step Four. You can write on a variety of subjects. All letters do not need to say the same thing. Letters subjects can very such as, health, humor, love, heartbreak, anger, passion, romance, feeling bored, excited, and the list goes on. Here is a short example---- “This past week I’ve been feeling terrible, my whole body feels as if I got hit by an eighteen wheeler truck.” That is a correct way to broadcast your feelings. “My body feels like I have a large gunny sack of paraphernalia stuck in my colon” however is not expectable.

Step five. Make you e-mails fun and enjoyable. And if you can’t write frequently, two or three times a month is understandable. If you do not at all reply to the person who writes you a normal letter, and who wants to communicate more with you, if you don’t even send a tiny insignificant note at all, the person at the non-receiving line will probably chuck himself off the highest object he can find, or if he can’t find a building to his liking he will no doubt check himself in to become of guinea pig for the experimental medicine of proctology. I hope that this review will add spice and give you a real zest for making you times of e-mail writing much more enjoyable for all who you write.

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