A simple study in Satanism:

A simple study in Satanism: By Kronk

10 reasons why the devil is a woman:

1. The Devil leaves you high and dry but never satisfies.

2. Constantly harping on every mistake you make.

3. Brings up the past, doesn’t forget anything.

4. Tempts man beyond reason.

5. Never leaves you alone even when you try your hardest to break up.

6. Invites you to play, but takes it away the moment you touch it.

7. Aggravates you and yells at you and moment you strike back it screams “not fair.”

8. Nags at you consistently.

9. Screams bloody murder when you try to touch or mishandle it.

10. And last but not least, the devil just doesn’t shut up.