Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Kronks ABCs

Kronk’s ABCs for adults

A is for Ass nice and firm

B is for Balls loaded with sperm

C is for Cunt so nice and tight

D is for Doggie what fun, that’s right

E is for ejaculate sprays way up high

F is for Fellatio, girls suck him dry

G is for God, listen to her moan

H is for Hump, guys, give her your bone

I is for “I will give you head”

J is for Juicy, if she wants you in bed

K is for Kinky, ropes and chains so gaudy

L is for lick all over her body

M is MILFs, they are great to fuck

N is for Nervous if you fuck in a truck

O is for “OOHH” the moment you heave

P is for Penetrate as inside her you squeeze

Q is Quiver see how she trembles

R is Risqué if you use a pencil

S is for Size…but that doesn’t matter

T is “Too Good” is all she whispers after

U is for Under and over the table

V is for vagina eat one if you’re able

X is for XXX to watch if you’re bored

Y is for Yay when you know you’ve scored

Z if for Zealous if you love sex as much I as do,
Come by my home soon, and I’ll show you.

5 Comments:

Blogger whacky said...

I can't believe you didn't tell me you had a blog!! I'll have you know that I take this extremely personally!!

11:25 AM  
Blogger Queen of Clubs said...

haha... hahaha

12:09 PM  
Blogger Impetuous Lady said...

:0 My eyes are round and ABC's all of sudden aren't simple and innocent anymore...
heh...

9:23 AM  
Blogger Living My Fairytale said...

Lol, did you write that?
Someone needs to get some...

11:30 AM  
Blogger Psycho said...

ahhhh I love it!

2:37 PM  

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