The Story of Trenton Biggs....Part 1
The story of Trenton Biggs:
Part 1
There once was a man
He was very good
This man was Trenton Biggs
Can you see Trenton Biggs?
No
You can not see him because there are no pictures
If you like this story maybe we can add pictures
New words: Pictures,
Can you see
Of course not, because he lives far away from where you live
New words: Walking, Course, Street
The café serves coffee and tea
Coffee and tea are nice
New words: Café, Coffee, Tea
Do you see the waitress?
No? Pretend to see a waitress dummy
New words: Waitress, Pretend, Dummy
The waitress is very pretty
I like the waitress
New words: Pretty
The waitress’s name is Molly
She is very beautiful
She also likes
But does not know that
She serves
But she doesn’t tell
Molly is shy
New words: Molly, Beautiful, Extra, Double, Cream, Shy
See
He does not see,
That another man has entered the café
How is he supposed to know that the man has a gun under his coat
New Words: Another, Entered, Supposed, Gun, Coat
The man with the gun is bad
Bad men carry guns
He wants money from Molly
The bad man talks very loud
No new words:
He does not like people pointing guns at Molly
He gets up to help Molly
Lucky for
You don’t see
The bad man, you and I don’t see
Unlucky for the bad man.
Why?
New words: Upset, Lucky, Unlucky, Kung Fu
Then he punches him in the face
“Ouch” says the bad man
“Ouch” says Molly
“Ouch” say the customers in the café
“Bastard” says
New words: Taps, Punches, Ouch, Customers, Bastard
The bad man falls to the floor
He did not see that punch coming
He hits his head on the corner of a table
After he falls, he lies very very still
Let’s hope that Treaton did not break the bad man’s neck
New Words: Corner, Still, Break, Broke, Prison
Molly calls the police
She tells them all what
The police arrive 1 hour later
Both Molly and
By now the bad man wakes up,
Just in case he tries to fuck up again,
The bad man lies still yet again.
New words: Police, arrive, tired, fuck
While Molly and
They have time to talk
Molly thanks
The customers thank
If either you or I were there, we’d thank
New words: Saving, Either
See the police?
They have covered the café with yellow ribbon
It means that no one can enter or leave until the yellow ribbon is gone
“Lucky you didn’t break his neck” says a policeman
“If you did, you would have to go to prison.”
Molly and
The bad man is also glad that his neck isn’t broken
New words: Covered, Yellow, Ribbon, Enter
The police now thank
The man whose neck
The police were afraid of the bad man
The bad man had done many bad things in his life and hurt many good people
New words: Almost, Dangerous, Afraid, Life
It is a long time before
Before he leaves, Molly gives her number to
They are planning to have dinner together tonight
New words: Number, Planning, Friends
As the police drive away to take the bad man to prison
The bad man does what
The bad man breaks the neck of the police man and steals the car
He is very bad for breaking the police’s man neck and stealing cars
He is very bad,
Molly doesn’t like him,
The police man used to not like him
The bad man’s mother does not like him at all
New words: Breaking, Mother
He is taking Molly out to dinner
He is happy
Molly is happy
Molly and
New words: Mirror, Happy
It is a place where they serve normal food for twice the price
Do you know why the food is twice the price?
Everything is written in French
New Words: Fancy, Restaurant,
After the dinner
They are watching a film.
It is about a man who is a hero
He saves a café from getting robbed, but is hurt
He goes to the hospital where doctors make him feel better
A cute waitress visits him in the hospital
During her visit, she makes him feel a whole lot better than doctors ever did
She kisses him in the hospital
But a smile on the man’s face shows that she did more than just kiss him
New words: Cinema, Hero, Hospital, Doctors, Kisses
Half way though the movie
Molly puts her arm around
She is glad that
The film was the same story of what happened today
“This film is just the same of what happened earlier today” she says to him
“Do you think we are going to have sex, like they do?”
“I don’t know, I think we need to learn more words before we can do that”
New words: Happened, Earlier, Sex, Learn
Molly is upset
She wants to show
But she can’t
Cause she lacks the needed vocabulary
Then she gets an idea
“What if we do things that we already know?”
“I’m sure that’s allowed, what do you know?”
“I know the word kiss.”
New words: Love, Lacks Vocabulary, Idea
Molly kisses
They kissed each
Both Molly and
Unfortunately for the both of them, that is all they did
New words: Unfortunately
The movie was over, and Molly wanted to say out with
“
“A book store, you want to go to a book store?”
“Oh yes please, I really want to go to a book?”
“I just remembered that I have to pick of something of great importance
New words: Darling, Bookstore, remembered, importance
As they went to the bookstore,
Why would Molly want in a bookstore?
Should they be like...going to a pharmacy?
New words: Curious, Pharmacy
Molly was happy to go to the bookstore
The bookstore has lots of books
Can you see all the books?
I know you can’t, but Molly can
No new words
Molly knows what she wants
She buys a book
She puts the book carefully inside her bag
She does not let
New words: Inside carefully
Molly asks
They sit on the couch and talk
“What did you buy at the bookstore?” he asks her
“I bought a dictionary, that way I we can have all the sex we want without worrying about the readers.”
New words: Couch, Dictionary Worrying, Readers
It’s ok
“We will start simple, and maybe later, make things a little complicated” says Molly
New words: Worried, Understand, Complicated, Relief
Molly takes of her shirt,
Molly takes off her pants,
Molly takes off her shirt and her pants
Now Molly is left with only her bra and panties.
New words: Bra, Panties
He likes Molly in only her bra and panties
Do you like Molly in her bra and panties?
I know you like Molly in her bra and panties (pervert)
Even though
New words: Pervert
“You are very pretty”
“I like you very much. Should I take off my clothes too?”
“No don’t! I want to take them off for you” says Molly
Molly helps
Now
“How come I am naked and you aren’t?” questions
“Don’t worry, I will be naked very soon” she says to him
New words: Naked
Molly sits on his lap
Molly can’t sit so well,
There is something in between
Molly smiles; she wants what is between her and
New words: Couch, Between
Molly takes off her bra,
Molly takes off her panties.
They kiss, and kiss again.
If I told you how many times they kissed you would be bored and go to sleep
So I won’t
But they kiss a lot.
New words: Bored
Molly is ready,
Molly is wet
Molly wants to have
New words: Penis, Pussy
Molly does not want
She gets off her lap and onto her knees
She smiles at
No new words:
Molly opens her mouth and puts
She likes the taste
Both Molly and
Now Molly is ready
She wants
New words: Tasting
Molly puts
Molly goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”
Molly goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”
No new words:
Molly says “Oh, Oh, Oh” a lot
For about three hours.
Molly is completely satisfied
Both Molly and
New words: Ejaculates, Completely, Satisfied
A noise wakes
A bad man broke into his house,
He puts Molly under the bed, and tells her to stay
Molly is scared and upset
Why is Molly scared and upset?
She wants to have more sex with
No new words: Scared, Upset
It is the same bad man that robbed the store
The bad man sees
But not before
The bad man lies very still for a second time this day
But this time, he will not get up
When
He broke his neck
Good for
New words: Second, Staircase, Belly
Molly calls the police and an ambulance
The police and the ambulance come to help
The police tells
And that they were glad that he is now dead
“How come you have sex already?” asks the police Chief
“Molly bought a dictionary” says
“Oh” says the Police Chief
“Oh” say the medics
The medics take
Molly is glad, maybe she can have sex with
She kisses
The police and the ambulance drive away taking
New words: Ambulance, Gang, Medics, Hospital, Painful
A man in the crowd watches what happened
He is the bad man’s friend.
He knows that
He knows that Molly will be all alone
No new words:
End of part 1
1 Comments:
Hilarious! When are you gonna pub part 2?
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