Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Story of Trenton Biggs....Part 1

The story of Trenton Biggs:

Part 1

There once was a man

He was very good

This man was Trenton Biggs

Can you see Trenton Biggs?

No

You can not see him because there are no pictures

If you like this story maybe we can add pictures

New words: Pictures, Trenton Biggs, Because

Trenton is walking down the street

Can you see Trenton walking down the street?

Of course not, because he lives far away from where you live

Trenton lives far away that is why he walks

New words: Walking, Course, Street

Trenton is inside a café

The café serves coffee and tea

Trenton goes to the café for coffee and tea

Coffee and tea are nice

New words: Café, Coffee, Tea

Do you see the waitress?

No? Pretend to see a waitress dummy

New words: Waitress, Pretend, Dummy

The waitress is very pretty

Trenton likes the waitress

I like the waitress

Trenton you and I like the waitress

New words: Pretty

The waitress’s name is Molly

She is very beautiful

She also likes Trenton,

But does not know that Trenton likes her back

She serves Trenton extra coffee, and doubles the cream in his cup

But she doesn’t tell Trenton that she likes him

Molly is shy

New words: Molly, Beautiful, Extra, Double, Cream, Shy

See Trenton drinking his coffee,

He does not see,

That another man has entered the café

How is he supposed to know that the man has a gun under his coat

New Words: Another, Entered, Supposed, Gun, Coat

The man with the gun is bad

Bad men carry guns

He wants money from Molly

The bad man talks very loud

No new words:

Trenton sees the bad man point the gun at Molly

Trenton is upset

He does not like people pointing guns at Molly

He gets up to help Molly

Lucky for Trenton, the bad man doesn’t see him coming

You don’t see Trenton coming (there are no pictures)

The bad man, you and I don’t see Trenton coming

Unlucky for the bad man.

Why?

Trenton knows Kung Fu

New words: Upset, Lucky, Unlucky, Kung Fu

Trenton taps the bad man on the shoulder,

Then he punches him in the face

“Ouch” says the bad man

“Ouch” says Molly

“Ouch” say the customers in the café

“Bastard” says Trenton.

New words: Taps, Punches, Ouch, Customers, Bastard

The bad man falls to the floor

He did not see that punch coming

He hits his head on the corner of a table

After he falls, he lies very very still

Let’s hope that Treaton did not break the bad man’s neck

Trenton could go to prison for a very long time if he broke the man’s neck

Trenton could go to prison for being good. Poor Trenton.

New Words: Corner, Still, Break, Broke, Prison

Molly calls the police

She tells them all what Trenton did

The police arrive 1 hour later

Both Molly and Trenton are tired waiting for the police

By now the bad man wakes up, Trenton did not break his neck

Just in case he tries to fuck up again, Trenton hits him one more time

The bad man lies still yet again.

New words: Police, arrive, tired, fuck

While Molly and Trenton are waiting for the police

They have time to talk

Molly thanks Trenton for saving her and the café

The customers thank Trenton for saving the café,

If either you or I were there, we’d thank Trenton for saving the café

New words: Saving, Either

See the police?

They have covered the café with yellow ribbon

It means that no one can enter or leave until the yellow ribbon is gone

“Lucky you didn’t break his neck” says a policeman

“If you did, you would have to go to prison.”

Molly and Trenton are glad that the bad man’s neck wasn’t broken

The bad man is also glad that his neck isn’t broken

New words: Covered, Yellow, Ribbon, Enter

The police now thank Trenton for almost breaking the bad man’s neck

The man whose neck Trenton had almost broke was a very dangerous man

The police were afraid of the bad man

The bad man had done many bad things in his life and hurt many good people

New words: Almost, Dangerous, Afraid, Life

It is a long time before Trenton can leave the café,

Before he leaves, Molly gives her number to Trenton

They are planning to have dinner together tonight

Trenton and Molly are now good friends.

New words: Number, Planning, Friends

As the police drive away to take the bad man to prison

The bad man does what Trenton should have done to him

The bad man breaks the neck of the police man and steals the car

He is very bad for breaking the police’s man neck and stealing cars

He is very bad,

Molly doesn’t like him,

Trenton doesn’t like him

The police man used to not like him

The bad man’s mother does not like him at all

New words: Breaking, Mother

Trenton is standing in front of a mirror

He is taking Molly out to dinner

He is happy

Molly is happy

Molly and Trenton are happy

New words: Mirror, Happy

Trenton and Molly are at a fancy restaurant

It is a place where they serve normal food for twice the price

Do you know why the food is twice the price?

Everything is written in French

New Words: Fancy, Restaurant, Normal, price, French

After the dinner Trenton takes Molly out to the cinema

They are watching a film.

It is about a man who is a hero

He saves a café from getting robbed, but is hurt

He goes to the hospital where doctors make him feel better

A cute waitress visits him in the hospital

During her visit, she makes him feel a whole lot better than doctors ever did

She kisses him in the hospital

But a smile on the man’s face shows that she did more than just kiss him

New words: Cinema, Hero, Hospital, Doctors, Kisses

Half way though the movie

Molly puts her arm around Trenton

She is glad that Trenton took her out to the cinema

The film was the same story of what happened today

“This film is just the same of what happened earlier today” she says to him

“Do you think we are going to have sex, like they do?”

“I don’t know, I think we need to learn more words before we can do that”

New words: Happened, Earlier, Sex, Learn

Molly is upset

She wants to show Trenton love

But she can’t

Cause she lacks the needed vocabulary

Then she gets an idea

“What if we do things that we already know?”

“I’m sure that’s allowed, what do you know?”

“I know the word kiss.”

New words: Love, Lacks Vocabulary, Idea

Molly kisses Trenton

Trenton kissed Molly

They kissed each

Both Molly and Trenton kissed.

Unfortunately for the both of them, that is all they did

New words: Unfortunately

The movie was over, and Molly wanted to say out with Trenton all night

Trenton darling, can we please go to a book store?”

“A book store, you want to go to a book store?”

“Oh yes please, I really want to go to a book?”

“I just remembered that I have to pick of something of great importance

New words: Darling, Bookstore, remembered, importance

As they went to the bookstore, Trenton was curious

Why would Molly want in a bookstore?

Should they be like...going to a pharmacy?

Trenton thought to himself

New words: Curious, Pharmacy

Molly was happy to go to the bookstore

The bookstore has lots of books

Can you see all the books?

I know you can’t, but Molly can

No new words

Molly knows what she wants

She buys a book

She puts the book carefully inside her bag

She does not let Trenton see the book

New words: Inside carefully

Molly asks Trenton back to her place

Trenton and Molly go home

They sit on the couch and talk

“What did you buy at the bookstore?” he asks her

“I bought a dictionary, that way I we can have all the sex we want without worrying about the readers.”

New words: Couch, Dictionary Worrying, Readers

Trenton is worried,

Trenton does not understand

It’s ok Trenton, we understand

“We will start simple, and maybe later, make things a little complicated” says Molly

Trenton heaves a sigh of relief, he likes that plan.

New words: Worried, Understand, Complicated, Relief

Molly takes of her shirt,

Molly takes off her pants,

Molly takes off her shirt and her pants

Now Molly is left with only her bra and panties.

New words: Bra, Panties

Trenton likes what he sees

He likes Molly in only her bra and panties

Do you like Molly in her bra and panties?

I know you like Molly in her bra and panties (pervert)

Even though Trenton likes the bra and panties, he would like Molly better if the bra and panties were lying on the floor.

New words: Pervert

“You are very pretty” Trenton says to Molly

“I like you very much. Should I take off my clothes too?”

“No don’t! I want to take them off for you” says Molly

Molly helps Trenton take off his clothes,

Now Trenton is naked, but he doesn’t mind,

“How come I am naked and you aren’t?” questions Trenton

“Don’t worry, I will be naked very soon” she says to him

New words: Naked

Trenton sits on the couch,

Molly sits on his lap

Molly can’t sit so well,

There is something in between Trenton and Molly

Molly smiles; she wants what is between her and Trenton

New words: Couch, Between

Molly takes off her bra,

Molly takes off her panties.

Trenton smiles, he likes Molly a lot better now

They kiss, and kiss again.

If I told you how many times they kissed you would be bored and go to sleep

So I won’t

But they kiss a lot.

New words: Bored

Molly is ready,

Molly is wet

Molly wants to have Trenton the way the stewardess in the movie wanted her man

Trenton is ready

Trenton is hard

Trenton wants to put his penis inside Molly’s wet pussy

New words: Penis, Pussy

Molly does not want Trenton’s penis inside her just yet

She gets off her lap and onto her knees

She smiles at Trenton

Trenton smiles at her

Trenton and Molly smile at each other

No new words:

Molly opens her mouth and puts Trenton’s hard penis inside

She likes the taste

Trenton likes her tasting

Both Molly and Trenton like what they are doing

Now Molly is ready

She wants Trenton’s hard penis inside her.

New words: Tasting

Molly puts Trenton’s penis inside her

Trenton goes in

Trenton goes out

Trenton goes in and out

Molly goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”

Trenton goes up

Trenton goes down

Trenton goes up and down

Molly goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”

No new words:

Molly says “Oh, Oh, Oh” a lot

For about three hours.

Trenton is ready, “OOOHHHHHH”

Trenton ejaculates inside of Molly’s mouth

Trenton is tired after three hours

Molly is completely satisfied

Trenton is satisfied

Both Molly and Trenton are satisfied

Trenton falls asleep

New words: Ejaculates, Completely, Satisfied

A noise wakes Trenton up from his sleep

A bad man broke into his house,

He puts Molly under the bed, and tells her to stay

Molly is scared and upset

Why is Molly scared and upset?

She wants to have more sex with Trenton.

No new words: Scared, Upset

Trenton spies that bad man with the gun

It is the same bad man that robbed the store

Trenton goes to fight the bad man

The bad man sees Trenton and shoots him in the belly

But not before Trenton throws him down the staircase

The bad man lies very still for a second time this day

But this time, he will not get up

When Trenton threw him down the stairs

He broke his neck

Good for Trenton.

New words: Second, Staircase, Belly

Molly calls the police and an ambulance

The police and the ambulance come to help Trenton

The police tells Trenton that the bad man belonged to a very bad gang

And that they were glad that he is now dead

“How come you have sex already?” asks the police Chief

“Molly bought a dictionary” says Trenton with a painful smile

“Oh” says the Police Chief

“Oh” say the medics

The medics take Trenton to the hospital

Molly is glad, maybe she can have sex with Trenton in the hospital

She kisses Trenton before he goes inside the ambulance and wishes that he gets better real soon.

The police and the ambulance drive away taking Trenton to the hospital

New words: Ambulance, Gang, Medics, Hospital, Painful

A man in the crowd watches what happened

He is the bad man’s friend.

He knows that Trenton is at the hospital

He knows that Molly will be all alone

No new words:

End of part 1

1 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

Hilarious! When are you gonna pub part 2?

8:45 AM  

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