Kronks ABCs

Kronk’s ABCs for adults

A is for Ass nice and firm

B is for Balls loaded with sperm

C is for Cunt so nice and tight

D is for Doggie what fun, that’s right

E is for ejaculate sprays way up high

F is for Fellatio, girls suck him dry

G is for God, listen to her moan

H is for Hump, guys, give her your bone

I is for “I will give you head”

J is for Juicy, if she wants you in bed

K is for Kinky, ropes and chains so gaudy

L is for lick all over her body

M is MILFs, they are great to fuck

N is for Nervous if you fuck in a truck

O is for “OOHH” the moment you heave

P is for Penetrate as inside her you squeeze

Q is Quiver see how she trembles

R is Risqué if you use a pencil

S is for Size…but that doesn’t matter

T is “Too Good” is all she whispers after

U is for Under and over the table

V is for vagina eat one if you’re able

X is for XXX to watch if you’re bored

Y is for Yay when you know you’ve scored

Z if for Zealous if you love sex as much I as do,
Come by my home soon, and I’ll show you.

The Horror of the Jungle

The Horror of the jungle
The screech of the jungle creatures wrap around me. Vast threes tower above the muddy trail, and I hurry along. It’s getting dark and those drums that I have been hearing almost the entire time are starting up again in the distance. Shadowy shapes move silently between the trees, keeping pace with me. I must make it back to the others, and can only pray that they are still waiting. I am coming nearer to that waterfall. Why is it always a waterfall? My thoughts don’t have time to answer, I must hurry. I stop by some large rocks that are leaning against the dark ominous cliff walls. I need to be sure I have enough strength for what is ahead.
Some gravel and a few pebbles fall from the rocky precipice on me, telling me that they’re getting nearer. I must move on. It is now entirely dark and the clouds have blotted out what little light there was. The vegetation moves violently next to me and a large shadow darted out. The sound of death reached my ears moments later, and I shudder thinking I could be next. I must not think such morbid thoughts. The steady throbbing of drums just got louder. Now, there are almost too nice to listen to, I want to stop, I’m getting very sleepy, it must be those drums. I am almost tempted to sit on a large stump and fall asleep, but something keeps my legs moving in one direction. A shiver runs down my spine as a large shadow passes over me, whatever is concealing itself in the bushes nearby are gaining courage as they are moving closer. The entire place seems alive, I feel like there are countless of eyes watching my every move. In this treacherous and bizarre place, strangers are seldom liked. I can hear the thunderous roar of water getting louder, although I can’t see any signs of the violent falls. Why did I leave, I questioned myself. I guess the old man was right after all, but now it’s too late to turn back. I made my own choices and now I must live or die with the consequences. Somehow they knew things that were withheld from me, and when I found out, what I had done was irreversible. The vision we saw in the Sands of Dune was actually a foreshadow of what was to come. But we were young then, or so it seemed. I feel like I’ve aged a great deal in such a short amount of time since we left the cit of Nazgahotie. It must be this eerie place, I wish I could leave, but I can’t escape. My thoughts were broken as something grabbed a hold of my leg. I plunged into the depths of darkness. The next I knew I was cold and wet. I felt myself being propelled at a rapid speed. I coughed and choked as I swallowed a mouthful of water. It was bitterly cold. Something sucked me under and I struggled for air. I shot back to the surface not a moment to soon. The water calmed down somewhat but I was still traveling at an alarming rate. I could see the flickering of thousands of lights along the sides of the shore, and small abstract silhouettes darting to and fro. The drums reached my ear…the drums sealed my fate!

I tried to picture you in my mind

I tried to picture you in my mind,
A sunset of a thousand words,
Vibrant colors, rich darken hues,
All paled in comparison to you

I tried to picture you in my mind,
Soft pink cheeks, curly brown hair,
Bubbly laughter from a child not yet two,
The toddler was cute, but not as cute as you

I tried to picture you in my mind,
When Mother Nature called,
The roaring beast and the talking cockatoo,
Was not nearly as fascinating as you

I tried to picture you in my mind,
The ground it shakes, the mountains heave
Molten rock turned cold stones to goo,
But it wasn’t even half as hot as you


I tried to picture you in my mind,
The wind is free, master unknown,
Pressure unleashed, freedom renewed,
But not as passionate as you.


I tried to picture you in my mind,
The quiet meadow, refreshing surreal,
Cotton white clouds amidst splotches of blue
It was peaceful yes, but not as much as you


I tried to picture you in my mind,
The sweetest refrain I heard
Throbbing beats both old and new,
Was not as electrifying as you.



I tried to picture you in my mind,
Vials, potions, spells and charms,
Boling caldrons and magical brew,
Was so weak compared to the enchantment of you.

A thousand images, nay ten thousand more,
Flashed before my eyes,
Each one perfect, flawlessly supreme,
But this I say this one thing is true,
I’m absolutely crazy about you.

For your birthday I’d search for the perfect gift,
And travel lands to and fro
The best gift would be the most difficult to give,
For how can I give you…YOU!

A simple study in Satanism:

A simple study in Satanism: By Kronk

10 reasons why the devil is a woman:

1. The Devil leaves you high and dry but never satisfies.

2. Constantly harping on every mistake you make.

3. Brings up the past, doesn’t forget anything.

4. Tempts man beyond reason.

5. Never leaves you alone even when you try your hardest to break up.

6. Invites you to play, but takes it away the moment you touch it.

7. Aggravates you and yells at you and moment you strike back it screams “not fair.”

8. Nags at you consistently.

9. Screams bloody murder when you try to touch or mishandle it.

10. And last but not least, the devil just doesn’t shut up.